It’s a generation of condensation. Packed foods, smaller clothes, speed dating and Tweeting is the norm of the day. Hence, a one-liner grabs eyeballs much more than a whole paragraph. The ensuing one liners are some of my favourites and they are all original-

·               I miss my mind. Has anyone seen it?

·               Clothe Megan Fox, the ice caps will freeze again.

·               Get high on Chocolate. Not cocaine, you idiot!

·               East or West? And why can’t I like both?!

·               Liking sex doesn’t make a girl a slut. Or available.

·               If I wanted to be size zero, I would go live in Sudan. I am sure they would love to swap.

·               I like shopping malls. All that free of cost air conditioning!

·               Politicians should at least pretend to grow up.

·               How exactly does it make a guy less of a ‘man’ if a girl asks him out? No, really, how does it?

·               Who says I can’t be both a cat and dog lover?

·               I want a guy who can give me a dowry of an air conditioned car and a housekeeper. I’ll get the dog.

·               I don’t need to be anorexic to look like a transvestite. I just need a sex change.

·               Talking to myself does not make me a schizophrenic.

·               Torture chambers still exist, just under the misnomer of Beauty Parlours.

·               Romantic is not being corny and sappy. Let’s leave that for Karan Johar.

·               I do pray! When I’m in trouble…

·               Empty the schools. Reserve them for our politicians. Oh, make it finishing school.

·               Love hurts… but only till I get my next sucker.